Comic-Book Continuity

This page last updated 15-Oct-98


"This is the legendary issue 372 of Captain SuperfluousTM!"
"So?"
"This is the one where Captain SuperfluousTM comes back to life after being killed by ElyminatorTM, who used to be the servant of Empress K'HmTM of the J'Kai EmpireTM, until his mind was taken over by Professor ZTM, Evil Mind-Master of the 7th GalaxyTM. Professor ZTM used to be one of the good guys, but he went insane when his sidekick Particle BoyTM was vaporised by Vaporising ManTM, who turned out to be the twisted half-brother of AbzorboTM, the husband of Professor ZTM's other sidekick Twilight AvengerTM - who is actually a genetic clone of Captain SuperfluousTM's cousin Doris PostlethwaiteTM, who used to be Aluminium GirlTM until she retired after the Universe WarTM mini-series, when Galaxor the Energy BeingTM tried to destroy Q-SpaceTM by utilising the mystical energies of the Shard of DarknessTM, a fragment of the Lost Crystal of P'nyngTM. He was only defeated by the combined efforts of Captain SuperfluousTM; Mister ImpregnibleTM; Professor Z's long-lost twin brother Professor YTM (who turned up in Q-SpaceTM with amnesia and an extra head); Tangent, the Asymptotic ManTM; the Earth Defence LeagueTM; the Legion of Super-Powered IndividualsTM (except for Doctor BizarreTM, whose powers had been transferred to DestructoTM in a freak nuclear accident - this was just before he got them back); and DollopTM, bastard offspring of AbzorboTM and Empress K'HmTM - only not our Empress K'HmTM, this was an Empress K'HmTM from a parallel timeline who was sucked through the dimensional vortex caused by Universor the Other Energy BeingTM battling OsirisTM and SutekhTM on the astral plane. While all the others were fighting GalaxorTM, DollopTM used his dimension-jumping abilities to rescue Doctor WeirdTM from the Crepuscular ZoneTM, and in return Doctor WeirdTM had to find the rest of the Crystal of P'nyngTM for him. But Doctor WeirdTM tricked him, and gave him the Crystal of T'zerTM instead, keeping the Crystal of P'nyngTM for himself. So when DollopTM tried using the Crystal on GalaxorTM, instead of destroying him it catapulted him into the Dreamspace ContinuumTM, where Humongor, Power-Shah of Space and TimeTM, had been imprisoned since the Fall of the GodsTM crossover. So GalaxorTM absorbs HumongorTM's powers, and becomes powerful enough to escape back out of DreamspaceTM. Then he comes after Superfluous ManTM, believing his imprisonment to be his fault, because he was put in there by LightshadeTM, Superfluous ManTM's mother."


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